Here are some other formerly infamous 2 year olds...
Daniel's expoits
- put anything I can into the sink or tub when they are full of water (at least it's not the toilet)
- cut my hair, yet again, with scissors I found in sissy's room, yet again
- climb ontop of the counter and yell until I am rescued by mommy
- pinch sissy's bum that is hanging out of her jeans
- write on mommy's wall, yet again, this time with black crayon
- attempt to cut things open with a steak knife I got out of the dishwasher until I am discovered by biggest brother
- throw around the big can of hot chocolate gramma gave us for Christmas
- keep asking for drinks of water only later to show mommy that it is all getting dumped down the heat vent in the kitchen
- keep asking for juice only to spill it every time onto the floor making mommy decide that I can go thirsty from now on
- smack big brother with a toy sword, yet again
- strip down naked twice, but get caught before I can do my business on the floor
- wake mommy up at least 6 times last night for num numms
- take out cherry tomatoes and squish them on the carpet
- take my noodles into the front room, hey big brother and biggest brother are both doing it, and smear them all over the floor
- hit bigger brother again with the toy sword
- remove more ornaments off of the Christmas tree
Mommy is tired, but Danny the energizer bunny just keeps going, and going, and going...
1 comment:
Love it. You have your hands full that's for sure. Time to stick the kid in time out, his crib, or duct tape him to a chair. Oh wait, you don't do any of that ha ha.
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