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Sunday, September 23, 2007

what the heck

Those didnt make any sense to me what so ever.

7 comments:

BS and the Kids said...

You're not supposed to openly admit that.

globaljunkie said...

are you sure you aren't a blond in disguise?


The Confused RedHead


Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope

Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months
The box said "2 to 4 years"

Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out

When asked what the capital of California was She answered "C"

Baked a turkey for 3 days
Because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125

Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets

Got hurt while raking leaves
She fell out of the tree

Hated M & Ms because they were so hard to peel

Changed the baby's diaper only once a month
Because the label read
Up to 20 pounds

The Lackey Legend said...

oh shut up.
you replaced that with a blonde joke thing.
and i can openly admit whatever i want. thats why its our blog huh?
and maybe you should take john off of it so he doesnt make fun of me anymore. c:

globaljunkie said...

my only purpose in life is to make fun of you. and those are redhead jokes. if you knew how to google you would see this ;-)

BS and the Kids said...

The blonde joke wasn't intended for the redhead obviously. It was intended for the blondes, and just for a fun joke. Anyway, hope no harm done, don't get so defensive.

chris said...

redhead wasn't complaining about your blonde joke bs
she was commenting on the confused redhead, saying global replaced redhead for blonde

no harm no foul
she's not hurt or upset, just striking back at her uncle who torments her

she is stressed with the amount of schoolwork she has each night....sometimes you have to wonder if these teachers wish they were teaching college level courses...seems that way with the amount of assignments sometimes

globaljunkie said...

I do not torment her. I simply push her to strive harder.