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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Popcorn

Well he did it again. Lucas has stuffed popcorn up his nose for a second time, and his mother is unable to remove it and is at home freaking out. Now I have to decide if I leave work and take him to the hospital ER, or go home and remove it (how?).

So what is the best way to remove popcorn (the white fluffy kind not the kernel) from a two year olds nostril?

15 comments:

Bowb said...

Run home and get a picture. Hurry before it's too late.

globaljunkie said...

Plug the other nostril and blow real hard in his mouth. Should pop it right out. Pop. You get it. Haha. Tweezers? A small mouse to eat it? Vacuum is even better. Why is he putting a white substance up his nose at such a young age? Is it the latino blood?

globaljunkie said...

Or drip some water up there, let it get all soggy then have him blow it out. I still like the vacuum though.

globaljunkie said...

Am I the only one who didn't know Yvonna is preggers and due in Sept?

globaljunkie said...

Warm butter. That way he can enjoy flavor when it comes out.

globaljunkie said...

Warm butter. That way he can enjoy flavor when it comes out.

The Lackey Legend said...

I believe that you should use your compressor stick it in one nostril and then turn it on and the it should pop out. Q.

globaljunkie said...

After getting home from the doctor (who couldn't find anything) Lucas found another piece of popcorn on the floor and promptly shoved it up his nose. I think it's time for rehab....

chris said...

Hahahaha. I remember when Chet stuck peas up his nose and turned blue. Doesn't Lucas know he should eat through his mouth? I didn't know Yvonne was pregnant. I had a dream about her being preggers and posted about it awhile back and no one said anything.

BS and the Kids said...

you might need some serious help. what is the final outcome? and since when is yvonne, or yvonna . . . IVANA.

BS and the Kids said...

so, just so we all know, what is the best way?

jabberwock said...

close one nostril and mouth, turn air compressor to 35 psi and inset tip in plugged nostril. Let rip.....

Just kidding :)

chris said...

I thought Yvonne looked funny

globaljunkie said...

Yvonna, Ivana, what's the diff...at least i called to check on the kid.

jabberwock said...

I forgot to add so that Krysjauna and Yoannes (big brother) can relax that the Dr. at immmediate care didn't find anything. So when he got back home he promptly found another bit of pipoca (popcorn) and shoved it up his nose. IVANA was able to fish it out.