Step 1: Purchase first christmas tree at walmart when married.
Step 2: Due to the quality of said chinese made tree, tree crumbles after four years of use.
Step 3: Get new tree by pilfering used tree from in-laws.
Step 4: Lose pieces to said pilfered tree, and get lucky when parents feel that their old tree is no longer desired.
Step 5: Remove said tree for free from said parents house and use it as your own.
Step 6: Enjoy for years to come!
is that for fee as in fee fi fo fum?
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