A Terrible Two Year Old's Daily Exploits

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Daniel's expoits

• put anything I can into the sink or tub when they are full of water (at least it's not the toilet)
• cut my hair, yet again, with scissors I found in sissy's room, yet again
• climb ontop of the counter and yell until I am rescued by mommy
• pinch sissy's bum that is hanging out of her jeans
• write on mommy's wall, yet again, this time with black crayon
• attempt to cut things open with a steak knife I got out of the dishwasher until I am discovered by biggest brother
• throw around the big can of hot chocolate gramma gave us for Christmas
• keep asking for drinks of water only later to show mommy that it is all getting dumped down the heat vent in the kitchen
• keep asking for juice only to spill it every time onto the floor making mommy decide that I can go thirsty from now on
• smack big brother with a toy sword, yet again
• strip down naked twice, but get caught before I can do my business on the floor
• wake mommy up at least 6 times last night for num numms
• take out cherry tomatoes and squish them on the carpet
• take my noodles into the front room, hey big brother and biggest brother are both doing it, and smear them all over the floor
• hit bigger brother again with the toy sword
• remove more ornaments off of the Christmas tree

Mommy is tired, but Danny the energizer bunny just keeps going, and going, and going...