Ari took first steps today

WARNING - OFFENSIVE MATERIAL SO READ BEFORE LOOKING AT PHOTO

The photo below is real, however, it contains a sensitive word that some may find offensive so proceed with caution.....it was just too funny to pass up.....

Priceless

Being able to see the space shuttle launch right from our backyard. Will post pics on my blog soon, I promise. Lots of pics of baseball, lacrosse, NHS induction, Jake running a mile, pretty sunsets, etc. Coming soon!!

It's A Girl

Just in case you don't read our blog...

Bubba Update

He is now standing on this own, though hard to see in photo. So busy eating he didn't realize he wasn't holding onto anything for support....and he loves that pasta!!!

Multiple deaths reported in Ala. shooting spree

Here's mine

Just to keep with the current theme. But if you look close you will notice something wrong. Who can figure it out that has not seen this before. If you have seen this you can not play.

Try Again

Well, here is a pic of my Valentine's gift. My hubby loves me! Plus, this weapon is actually in my possession with 2000 rounds of ammo. You only wish you owned that sniper rifle. I'll give you that you are probably a better shot with it than I am, but I have found a range where I can practice with the rifles, so give me a few months and we'll have to have a shooting competition.

Mine is bigger than yours!!

Be jealous

My new side arm...can't pick it up until Thurs. but will hit the firing range that day to test it out. I was actually a much better shot with the 10mm glock than the 9mm that I've used before. Did awesome with a Bursa 380. 4 out of 5 shots right on the bull's eye. The sig sauer p232 is also a 380. Only problem is that it is really hard to find 380 ammo right now. I was considering bringing a few of the guns with me so you can all try them out...but after hearing horror stories of people picking them up from the ever trusty TSA and finding their boxes empty, I think I'll pass. Sorry. If you want to shoot them you'll have to come visit me here. Disney, Universal, Sea World, Firing Range. What could be funner than that?

The Scope

I will figure out how to get the picture of my stone on here one day. I missed the home coming as I was still getting out of the hospital after they scoped me. My stone still would not pass and I was puking my guts out again Monday. They admitted me and scoped me Tuesday. It was so much fun. I still have a stint in me and it is peachy.

Chinese Sayings

Why Mom so dark. Why kids so white. Why kids look like little doll. Girl so pretty. Why have binky in mouth? Why toilet look like lady bug going to eat Asha?

Thank you-Obama.

It appears that if the following bill passes most if not all of the nations 624 Catholic hospitals could close. Check this out. http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/religion/story/E6E47067257DB95E862575710014DD57?OpenDocument

Scariest phrase in the English language:

we are the government we are here to help.

A rancher named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountain pasture in Idaho when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?'

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, why not?'

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photo shop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with e-mail on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, 'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.'

'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then Bud says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?'

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'Okay, why not?'

'You're a Congresscritter for the U.S. Government', says Bud.

'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?'

'No guessing required' answered the cowboy. 'You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep. Now, give me back my dog.'

Home......

The missionaries are home.

2 teeth and rolling

Joshua's first little tooth was joined by a second about week ago, and today he started rolling over without help. He is well on his way towards crawling.

I have some video of him laughing while playing with Lucas that is just too funny. I will have to post it in a bit.